Hey you! Yeah, you! Look at ME! I am the man! The big cheese! King of the Peanut Feeder, and don't you forget it!
How dare you take pictures of me with lines across my face. It's rude and unprofessional. And you call yourself a member of the Bird Stalkarazzi? Hah!
You see this nut? I worked hard to get this nut. Again, the least you could do is take a decent picture of me! This is a prize winning nut!
Everyone! Look at my nut!!! This is the best nut in the whole bunch and it's mine! All MINE!!!
Lookie here you ... you see this nut? Get one centimeter closer and I'll bump you right off this railing. Don't think I won't do it because I will! If I splay my wings out you better head for the hills! And don't be taking all the nuts from the feeder while I'm gone either!
And you think I'M crazy!!!